m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

(Quelle: smithtocapaldi, via little-smartass)


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itsfunnytome:

This explains a lot. 

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

(Quelle: taco-bell-rey, via carry-on-my-wayward-khoshekh)


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tea-with-johnny13:

Johnny Depp playing guitar at the NAMM concert, 2014 
gentlenight:

soulwithoutborders:


Christoph Waltz by Bryan Adams

WHAT 

we get a whole movie with that moustache god DAMN
mono-diary:

penguinarecute:

Even penguins have bad hair days sometimes
jimstumblings:

PENGUINS!!!!
islandprincesa:

♡
smootymormonhelldream:

Amnesty International just got real.

goto-blog:

#Programming in movies vs. programming in real life

(via carry-on-my-wayward-khoshekh)

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!

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Amy Adams and Christoph Waltz in Tim Burton’s Big Eyes (2014)

(Quelle: gingerrogerss, via robert-christoph-sexiestmenalive)


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Tak does not require that we think of Him. Only that we think.

-Grag Bashfulsson, Thud! (via hvkryter)

(via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)


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